Monday, June 04, 2007

Monica

A tribute to Monica.
And since i promised *hahaha*


Me - "Hey Mon, u knw when gurls get molested, wat do u next?"
Mon - "Well some people keep it inside"
Mon - "Or you can embarrass them"
Me - "Ohkay...but what happends if a GUY get molested by a gurl?"
Mon - "U! MOLEST HER BACK!!"


















Priceless.
HAHAHAHAHA

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

bodoh...!! bernard.. u kena molest issit? by who?...

let me sacrifice myself to help u molest back the girl...

hahah

yapster

Anonymous said...

Sorry to glover your blog B, but Yapster, you ARE annoying!

Everytime i see your name in other ppl's blog, you love provoking ppl. I thought what they say bout you may be overated, but man..you ARE annoying! I've seen Bernard encouraged you in ur blog, but all you continue doing is provoke?! Grow up will you?

Wat so bodoh about it EVEN if Bernard got molested huh?

Sorry B, you doing ok?
Emily

Anonymous said...

Hey Bernard,

Wow, Monice looks lovely, she's funny too! =)
Pic looks like web cam pic. haha, sweeeet!

hee hee

Katie

Anonymous said...

Absolutely agree with you Emily.

Hey Bernard, is this particular blog about your secret desires?? kekeke hahaha

bnardhiew said...

Yapster,

Thanks, but id rather do it myself hahahah!
at least if i do it, i wont get reported, if you ahh, you might end up dead oh! hahahah.


God Bless

bnardhiew said...

Hey Emily,

Im doing ok. Dont so 'lou hei' la, Yap is like that one, he doesnt mean what he says, sometimes its just that he talks faster than his brain works.. but give him time la.

He's a nice guy.

But YAP, dont overdo it, not everyone like me can tahan wan ok. haha

But thanks Em =)
Im doing good.

How are ya doing? Dont compromise la gurl, stand on what you beleive in, and dont compromise it just because he wants it faster. Take your time, I knw EXACTLY how you feel about it.

But let me assure you that you do yourself good when you are sure, rather than rush into it, get to knw him first, dont be pressured to do it, even when he 'throws things' at you.

He should know you enough to be acting that childish. You need a man, not a boy.

Pray bout it la
God Bless

bnardhiew said...

Katie-

Hi Katie,

haha,nice seeing you here. haha, yeah, she is funny haha!

Yeh, it was her webcam. Told her i was gonna blog bout her reaction, then she go pose and sent the pic haha.

You take care.
God Bless

bnardhiew said...

Dear Anony,

I tot we had an agreement for a nick???
hrmm??

haha
and the answer is NOOOOOOO!!

pitamos said...

"But let me assure you that you do yourself good when you are sure, rather than rush into it, get to knw him first, dont be pressured to do it, even when he 'throws things' at you.

He should know you enough to be acting that childish. You need a man, not a boy."

That's right, Bernie!! Totally agree with you on that principle!! ;)

-deb

Anonymous said...

yo emily... (which emily arr?)

so so so sorry if i annoy u. and yea watever u say is true, bernard encourage me at my blog. but he do provoke me as well. the thing is our provoking r jus playing session. not really a kind of fighting. and im not saying bernard is bodoh if he got molested, i jus felt his post is BODOH.. not him, so dun get me wrong alrite...

At His service,
yapster

S h e r v e said...

LOL
Mon... :p

Anonymous said...

Yapster-

Why is this post bodoh again??

Cat

Anonymous said...

Hi cat... (from where arr?)

well, i felt everything that bernard do is jus 'bodoh'... he simply kacau ppl here n there without reason... n he ask all those stupid stuff.. n yea... i always said it in front of bernard the word bodoh.. coz it is very normal for us to say or hear that word... my meaning of bodoh doesnt mean that really BODOH... is the funny kinda bodoh.. got me?

yapster

Anonymous said...

haha.. u guys r funny.. give that guy a break man.. aahah.. he's just plainly commenting on something.. and he's not even provoking Bernard.. come on.. it's clearly a friendly comment.. plus Bernard's not even bothered by it.. y should u guys be? u guys take things too seriously.. u go yapster ! =)

Give him a chance.. Get to know him.. he's really not an annoying person..

-From someone who knows yapster personally-

bnardhiew said...

Hey Debb-
yup yup yup.

bnardhiew said...

Hey shervene =)

doing good there? saw ur *ahem-messy-tidy-things everywhere* pic, i was thinking if i could use the pic for other blog purposes, but wont use ur name la. hahah.
can ahh? hahah

HAHAH. lemme know.

Coming back for summer hols?
You knw Mon too? haha. when your back we should hang then.

God Bless

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Anonymous said...

Yapster-

oh. Is that how you do it?
Well, i dont see him provoking you where half the world can read right?

But nvm that la, maybe you just enjoy mucking around. coz i see you always do that to other ppl's blog as well.

Then again, B doesnt deserved to be treated like that. Playing is playing, but to be cursed bodoh? If thats not wat you mean, then why say it?

Dont worry B, told ya im gonna leave him alone. like you said, give him time.

Emily

Anonymous said...

Yapster-

oh, then word should be "FUNNY" or "LOL"...

now ask yourself..have YOU GOT it?

Cat

Anonymous said...

To someone who knws Yapster very well-

Maybe its time you 'encourage' him to be considerate of other ppl's feelings?

Hi Bernard, been reading your blogs, your blog is really inspiring. Thank you for being honest and open about it all. Your an encouragement.

Amy

Anonymous said...

Yapster,

You're got the attention you were always seeking, only i hope it was this kind.

Take a hint.

Pinky

Anonymous said...

Aik! Apasal bergaduh? Champion B, must tell them our criteria no #6 chapter 34.123 from our champion book. We got to encourage people. #9 gotto forgive and forget (just let go) ehehheheh...



Champion V(Power ranger)

S h e r v e said...

haha I was from the same primary anD high school as Mon!
LOL!
what other purposes eyh? XD

Anonymous said...

To Emily

first of all, u r right. bernard nvr provoke me at blogs or etc. but thats not all. bernard embarass me in front of a lot of ppl, say i love this particular girl n etc... so wat can i do to that? say bernard is annoying as well? i noe him well he is playing around with me, thats y i allow him to provoke me... so wat if i provoke him in his blog, wat if the other world reads it.. it doesnt make much different to his life as well right? he is still bernard hiew. moreover, u r right he dun deserve bodoh, he deserve to be called 'leader' for me. but im not saying bernard is bodoh... im saying HIS POST ON THE BLOG ABOUT MONICA is bodoh.. got me..
im not "cursing" bernard bodoh... we r jus playing... dun take too seriously..

To Cat

the word FUNNY is right... LOL is oso right... but normally our standard word is bodoh.. we kinda malay sometime... so yea.. used to that word...

To Amy,

Thanx for that encourqagement.. haha really appreciate it...

To Pinky..

Do i noe u? as in u r pinky from IACT? or from where? wat kind of attention am i seeking..? is there any attention im looking for by jus posting a comment?

To Champion V (power ranger)

thanx for that champion book.. i really appreciate it... how much is it...? can i have one?

PS: btw i noe who r u... another champion other than champion B

yapster

Anonymous said...

Hey...emily.. are u judging yapster as an annoying person? U think u have the rigths to judge people like this? Is this in the bible or perhaps should u think if it's right to do so? I understand u would like Yap to change but y r u doing it here instead? Can't u jus tell him about this somewhere else. Comments are opened to everyone and is up to them of wat they wanna say. U may think u did the right thing here huh. But i feel so full of **** when i was reading ur feedback!!!!!Please look at urself before "teaching" others.

Anonymous said...

to bernard,

pls complete wat champion V said... tell all of them about the championbook chapter 33.123.. teach them about it...!!

c ya around

good days..
yapster

Anonymous said...

Anon,

wow, bible quotes! i agree v r not to judge oths hearts but v r called to judge actions. Besides, emily was merely expressing her feelings too. she found yapster annoying her n looks like he is annoying lotsa others too.

pinky

Anonymous said...

okay. this one's out for yapster! seriously? you're getting really really annoying! since you like the word BODOH so much, why don't you go spam it on your own blog. geezz! XD please please tell me you're not an adult. cause if you are, whoa! you're seriously childish! so...i suggest you stop saying bodoh and maybe just GO AWAY or SPAM YOUR OWN BLOG!

=)

Anonymous said...

yapster! you really are annoying you know! go read a book lah! its a better way to spend your wasted time!

bnardhiew said...

Dear all -

Peace be to all!
My personal request.
Please give YAPSTER some room. He was merely joking.

IF you personally have things against him, bring it to him personally la, its much tactful and much more effective that way.

Yapster, sorry. Yeah, but we're all learning along the way aint it?

So, lets give him and us some space, coz wer on a journey as well.

And yes... Champion Book no #6 chapter 34.123, we be patient and encourage others who are on a journey.

hee hee.

Sorry Pinky, policeman on highway dutty =)

bnardhiew said...

Sherve -

ahhh, i seeee.
hahah...well.....to..to hear your british accent *smiles*

Anonymous said...

wah, Bernard, you are the MAN. looky here like all your girlfriends out in full force to protect you. Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Pete Wentz,

Way to go!!!

Anonymous said...

Hie bern,

it's kinda cute that u ask ur frens this kinds question...but i guess i would have said d same thing....

and ermmm, wow, wat an interesting heated "discussion" going on here....i guess lotsa ppl r really annoyed by ur fren yap...but then again, that's him rite?? everyone has a certain characteristic...not everyone can blend with everyone....so i guess it should be subjected back to those who choose to be his frens...anyways, tat's my opinion...

-weisan-

Anonymous said...

to all of you..

give a break to yapster man... if you all know him and bernard they all well enough, they are a group of friends. and normally, yap is the bud of joke in the group. you guys never see the amount that he is being provoke or 'cha' when they are together. i knew yapster personally and he is just a cool guy. you can provoke him as much as you want and he is cool. so since you guys never know what is happening between all of them, dont simply comment on him being annoying. moreover, this is a post between them, why must you all bothered? can you all just care yourself first before you care others?

anonymous

Anonymous said...

anoymous

admirable for you to stand up for your friend. would almost agree with everything you say, EXCEPT that, yapster, has this habit with other blogs too. but it's up to him. continue this way and he risks anoying many people, some who are his friends.

Champion B, you should be TOTALLY honest.

Vanessa

bnardhiew said...

Vanessa-

Give him time. Thats all there is to it. =)

Anonymous said...

all i want to say again is, im joking with bernard only. im not a serious person at all. i can take jokes n i can joke around with ppl.i was not a person who have this characteristic, but since i joined a new bunch of fren, i started to pick up their characteristic. i wont say that is bad to learn their character, overall i dint use that character to do bad stuff.

i wan to clearly tell u all, that we r jus joking. im sure u all noe bernard well enuf n u heard stories from him about the stupid stuff he did rite? so yea, thats about it..

if i do annoyed you all... wat i can say is SORRY.. i cant do much more than this due to the fact that i dun even noe any of u.... so yea, thanx for that comment anyway, i appreciate it...

yapster

Anonymous said...

honestly, all of you are making a fuss over nothing.
yeah u can be annoyed at a person but why take it out so badly and more than that, gang up on him, a person who's just being a friend to bernard as he always is? so you can feel better by trashing him down to the ground with your dirty little foot and once yapster has been broken to bits and depressed over the comments that you people have made, you can finally smile to yourself and say, yes i got crushed another poor soul to bits and killed his personality and confidence altogether?wow.

if you don't know him personally just shut up and mind your own business.a few annoying people spice up life once in awhile.so lighten up k?

Anonymous said...

nicely said nicely said .... =)

Anonymous said...

Dear Anony-

Im not speaking for the rest, but for me personally, i really DO not enjoy his way of humour.

Going to everyone's blog, and throwing insensitive remarks. Well, maybe ALL of us wanted to tell him, but too bad, this was a better way to get to him? (in my opinion, and my preference).

But hey, if Yap you didnt had the intention to "hurt" or it was mere joking, so why care what we have to say here?

Then again, if there were so many ppl saying the SAME THING, then shouldnt you also maybe question your "jokes" and evaluate them yourselves. Maybe wer not talking bout or for B, or even this particular "monica' case? ever thought that THIS was the chance we can say what we want to say TO YOU??!!

Again, like B said,
id guess our only way is to give you time.

Hope this help you evaluate yourself. Dont take this as an insult, take this as a reminder of YOUR ACTIONS.

Amy

Anonymous said...

Amy you do have a point.

But Yap, my kudos to you for apologising. We are all on a learning curve, (me too) and i know you would have thought this thru and i must say you did good under pressure. Never too late to realise some jokes are offensive and rude. So, as Ps Edmund Chan says, let go of the past and look forward to our future!

God Bless You!

Pinky

Anonymous said...

Hi Amy,

Thanks for your comment. Anyway, the reason why I care about what they think of me because I think a person's image is very important. Yes, is true that I'm not provoking bernard, is just a joking session. Since I'm just joking, a lot of people already had a bad image on me. How can I continue my joking life? That is what I called fun. So, all of them have a wrong thinking on me, and I bothered about it and I want to let them know the truth which they never seen. I'm being provoke by champion V as well. He is the number one provoker of me, since the day I know him. But well, like I said, champion V is playing with me, so I'm ok with it. This is just US...


To Pinky,

Attended IDMC hah? Definitely you are from SIB... first of all, i dun understand the word kudos. and the next thing is i did good under pressure is becoz of a lot of people. if not, i think i already shoot all of u away from me. can i ask you one question, may i noe who r u? im not gonna wack u outside church or something. I just wan to noe who u r... thanx

Yapster

Anonymous said...

She looks familiar.....
Did i see her on tv or something!
Anyway, Hey Benard!
R u still attending SIB?

bnardhiew said...

Hi amos-

Hahaha, ill tell her that. haha
She will be veli happi =)

enwei, yeah, im still attending SIB(KL). Yeah, coz im in kl now. haha
Hows things in Perth??
Your in Curtin with Frances they all right?

God Bless

Anonymous said...

Sometimes, no matter how irritated we are.. we just gotta learn to bear with it. Whether we like it or not. and Yap isn't a bad guy. That's him he fools around a lot and that's make him Yap.

We are all different and everyone has different characteristics and thats what makes everyone different and special. If you all want him to change so badly.. why bother? have you ask yourself whether you are good enough to judge others?

Sometimes it doesn't matter so much whether others change, and even if you may find that person really irritating, maybe you just gotta learn to accept the person the way he/she is.

Don't go asking people to change.. because change starts in us. Plus, everyone has their own flaws. We're not perfect and that's what makes us human. And I really have nothing against you all. Is just that seeing my friend Yap getting shoot inside out like this, I really don't think it is fair for him and he was just trying to make a clear statement that he was just playing around with Bernard. So please, would you guys stop shooting at him?

-san-

Anonymous said...

Firstly. When mentioned why he goes around other ppls blogs and says badly of them, It's only because he knows them well enough and they are "kam cheng" enough to know he's only kidding. They do it all the time. Only joking around. Besides, he only does it to ppl he knows right? not those he doesn't know at all.

If you know him well enough, you'd know he's only kidding. He means no harm. And Yes, he himself has been badly provoked by other frens of his own outside. it's just that you never see it. Why judge when you don't know? You say don't judge, but you yourself is doing the judging by saying all this. What logic is that? Even if you do want to judge, keep it to yourself.

all i can say is, don't blatently say that he is annoying or such because, you do not personally know him. He's a really nice and fun guy. And encouraging and sensible aswell when he's being serious. Pls, just do understand that he never meant it in any bad way. No harm was done anyway. Just let it go.

Infact, an even better way would be to just get to know him. with a fresh start. Not with that judgement.

Anonymous said...

Dear San -

Good points San, but it seems like you DONT really know him as well as you thought =)

Note, doing it all the time doesnt mean that its OK now does it?

Judge? haha, look at wat your typing?

San,your beginning to sound silly. And for the record, i do knw him. Ive know ppl have told him before bout it (face to face), but he still does it. And dont bother who this is, coz knowing who this is doesnt mean a thing, coz he doesnt seem to have changed.

(Sure hope you read this yap)
See the thing is not that he's annoying, the thing is that he thinks its cute??!! no matter how many gurls or guys feel irked by it. Yes ive seen B and the others do it to him. But i dont think its funny to start off with.
B and others wanted him to tone him down.

I think what me and some of the above ppl are telling him to simply this

Yap, you can joke, its ok, but could you PLEASE be a lil bit more sensitive with what you say or joke?

Coz you dont realize that u hurt ppl when you joke and when you go overboard.

Feilowsheep

Anonymous said...

Dear Feilowsheep,

Noted. I agree that it is not ok to do it all the time and also maybe you are right that I may not know him as well as you do. But I do know him enough to say what I got to say.

I may sound silly but then again, I believe he knows it well enough that he needs to tone down.
Although he may not be very sensible towards others feelings. Just give him some time.

He mean no harm.

-san-

deJelly said...

wahaha..

i heard about this post from Bern..

didn't know can be so drama!!

Bernard.. I'm just 4 days away from Malaysia.. i miss Ho Weng Kee's Curry Wan Tan already man...
damn.

bnardhiew said...
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bnardhiew said...

Jelly-

HAHAHA, i knw =)
hahah, take loads and loads of pics alrite. see any kewt asian chicks, must take pic ohhh, be friends with them ohhhkay? Have to remember to be friendly ohhh!

hahah,
i acctually miss it too! haha
see you when you get back!

Say no to war!!!
Ooss!

Christian Girl in Harrods said...

Mi gosh, it's turning into a forum, the title is,"Is Yap annoying?!"

Some agreed, some opposed.

I personally think that Yap is Bernard's friend, and everything Yap has commented was meant to be a joke. Stop bomming guys!Hahahaha...it's quite fun to read the comments though. Yap, this is gonna be the next thing to caci u this coming friday! ;)

Anonymous said...

OK! i'd like to say something here regarding all of ur lil over dramatic posts!

first of all.... the word BODOH=stupid?!?!? how many times have u joked around sayin stupid to one another??,... ok compare this i say to bernard "f&%K u man".... doesnt dat sound much harsh than BODOH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! i mean isnt that sumthin to even like wut post over 53 comments juz on a bloody word.... BODOH! omg!!!! its a crime!!!! its a sin!!! help me!! oh gosh i hafta sue yap!!!???

im juz reading all of ur lil petty comments tryin to get back at yap!! and omg its so pathetic... u know wut is so damn bloody obvious!!?? "omg i sooo look up n have a thing for bernard n like HOW dare yap could actually have the nerve to provoke my bernard!!"..... wuddahell?!?!? so freakin obvious.. u wanna kena sum1 juz for DAT!!!! hahahaahahahah like gimme break man!!!!

dont u dare .. like wut our fren said earlier.. judge a person by WUT?!?!? a few jokes he commented on B's n other ppl's blog.... here's an example... a girl who comments on everybody's blog.... I love u n i miss u sooo much!!!... does that bloody mean that she secretly LOVES the person??? but when actually she's juz a very loving n expressive person....why do u take things or words sooo damn personally or literally!... u know wut i see here.... a bunch of hypocrites tryin to tell a person off without lookin them selves in a mirror havin to judge a person's flaws and tends to over exaggerate them when u urself think ur so bloody flawless!
just bcuz Yap is aplolgising and NOT "stooping down to your level of mentality" it does NOT give you all the right to take advantage of Yap of his niceness. U wanna bully urself, pick someone ur own size. if u cnt find any then y bother? or if u like, find me and i'll be more than glad to backfire all of ur bitchyness!
u all are bunch of imbeciles, caring on what Yap has to say on a li'l insight joke rather than what's goin on around you all. c'mon what does ur preacher tells u everyday when u go to church? u judge someone for saying BODOH. u all are so free la. go make life a better place to live in or make a difference in someone's life or change Malaysian mind set or mentality on things like complaining abt every damn thing under the sun but don have the guts to live up to it(problem) instead of wasting time writing posts on Yap's flaws and do not try to change someone else's life so that they can conform n fit into ur books of unconditional perfection to judge ppl.
-we are ppl who knows Yap's "behind" more than u all who acts like as if u all know Yap inside out, U all don't!-

Anonymous said...

Dear Anony-

Think you should read what amy wrote and i wrote earlier.
Think thats pretty much sums up wat its all about.

haha, how to find you when you dont have a name and address?
then again. yeh. its not meant to hurt him, its meant to wake him.
And he's been behaving well these weeks, hes more aware of ppl's feelings. and thats really good YAP!

If your a class above the rest, dont need to talk down on them. You should know.

coz you sound just like the ones that you were criticizing!

Feilowsheep

Anonymous said...

Hey Feilowsheep

I think I know who you are, let me guess. You are in oversea now rite?

Anyway,if you are the one from oversea, listen to this. I know that I hurt you before on one night saying certain stuff that you don't like. Well, since you can't take all this joke, forgive me for saying this, because this is the way I live. My life is full of fun, jokes, n etc. So, I don't just behave well THESE week. Im behaving very well all the time, is just that who matters.

Im sure bernard wont wack me because of me saying that word, or shoot me back instead. He is the kind of person that can play around, and this is what I called 'MY' friends. it is the same to champion V as well. So, if you think that I shud change and etc, my answer to you is YES i will change my attitude towards YOU only, not my other frens. Because most of my frens are like me, they joke around.

If you are from overseas, please reply this comment. No point keeping yourself anonymous. I won't hate you becoz u commented on me... or you can send an email to me and tell me that you are from oversea.

Yapster

Anonymous said...

dramas and politics going on,man!!

Anonymous said...

is this mon from IACT??